My conformation class had to go to church today. There was a presbatery meeting of some sort. Anyway, at first we thought we were there to learn about how the church is governed and how the system worked. Wrong. The only reason we were there was to set up tables and chairs, serve food and drinks, and basically be everyones monkey (there were about 150 people there). Then I had dish dog duty for over an hour. By the time I was done, I had worked for five hours. My hands are burned from the dishwasher (Cue sad violin music). And what have I learned from all this? The church lies and forces child labor!