I think my neighbors (who live in the house behind mine) are having some kind of party tonight. When I got home from school, the dad had a two foot flame coming out of his grill. I think he was grilling yak (they're Russian).

In other news, my dog bit me again. I went to plop down on the couch after school and accidently landed on him. I also fabreezed his scent out of my room (he was offended), so as you can imagine we're not speaking to each other for now.