Monday, September 04, 2006

"Shitaki Mushrooms will have to do"

Yesterday Tomamama showed me an interesting "how-to" article online. It explained the steps one must take to stop swearing. Some old favorites showed up (i.e. giving to charity every time you drop the f bomb) along with a few ridiculous ones (every day you don't swear eat a donut). I don't have enough money to do follow either of those programs, but the challenge intrigued me. So Tomamama, Yes, and myself came up with our own criteria. See the comments on this post for more details.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone else remember Ursula turning people into mounds of poo in the Little Mermaid? Somebody back me up here, my sanity is at stake.

5 comments:

junebug said...

Alright guys, here's the scoop. The following words cannot be spoken until September 10th: shit ass bitch hell* fuck damn* bastard cunt**.

*Exceptions for non-offensive use
**I don't use this one anyway, but it's so offensive it earned a spot on the list

Everyone is welcome to join me on this quest. To sign up, announce your involvement in the comments.

Thomas Matysik said...

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm inspired to try to find my copy of The Little Mermaid on VHS.

Anonymous said...

Oh, oh!

I'm going to try my darndest not to swear.
Also, the only disney movie i REALLY ever paid attention in was Aladdin... and I'll bet you know what I was looking at, heh.

Anonymous said...

I have The Little Mermaid; I watched it this past summer. They are not mounds of poo, but, rather, oddly deformed, armless creatures that slightly resemble mounds of poo. Before the climax of the movie, Ursula turns Triton into a moustached creature. Upon her defeat, all of the (previously) icky organisms transform back into their original merman and mermaid forms.

Just in case you were truly that curious.

junebug said...

did brit leave that anonymous comment? She definately would have known about Ursula, but I can't think of anyone else who examines Aladin's, err...vest